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Zach's Mountain Parcel 1

Introduction

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4.63 acres - $26,900

Monthly Payment: $272.84

People are always asking me, "Neil, how can I make myself healthier, happier, and at one with the natural universe for under $300 per month?"

Well, I'm really glad I asked me that, because by a remarkable coincidence, the answer is,
Zach's Mountain Parcel 1, which offers about as much privacy and seclusion as any sentient being could expect to find only four miles out of town, it's at the end of the road, and backs up against large acreages of uninhabited forest land.

"Town" in this case is Gainesville, Missouri, the County Seat of Ozark County, as pretty and friendly a little burg as exists in modern times. Not only that, but Norfork Lake is only 14 miles away and Bull Shoals a mere 20.

That's what's located around the property, but there's every reason why you'll want to never leave home if you move here: the front half of the parcel is flat as a table-top, making construction and gardening about as easy as you could ask for, and the back half of the property is a long slope that affords a long view to the north as well as a lifetime supply of firewood.

And speaking of lifetimes, if you're living someplace in a big, hot, stinky city, moving here would be bound to be the best thing you could do for your blood pressure, for your mental health, and for that person you always wanted to be.

Maybe in the past, that person had problems coming up with a staggeringly huge down payment for land, but here's your chance to make a break from so-called civilization while we finance you 100%. We're not brokers, we own this property ourselves, free and clear, so not only can we finance you, but we'll give you title to the property after only six months of timely payments, so you can be healthier, happier, and still have a few bucks left over at the end of the month.

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Details

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Deed Restrictions:

Zach's Mountain Restrictive Covenants

  1. (This Property, if occupied, shall not be used for other than private, single family residential purposes. No more than one dwelling may be constructed on any parcel. No commercial or business activities are allowed that require signage larger than 2 square feet in area, such as 1 foot by 2 feet or 6 inches by four feet.

    WHY THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU:

    This means that your neighbor can't build an apartment house or operate a go-kart track next door to your peaceful haven.


  2. All homes constructed on the Property shall be complete on their exterior within 180 days after foundation construction is begun. Homes shall be of not less than 1,000 square feet in living area permanently attached to an adequate concrete foundation consisting of poured concrete or mortared concrete block placed in any combination of beams, piers, pilings and/or footings which supports the dwelling sufficiently that no settling greater than one inch in forty lineal feet shall occur. Mobile homes are not permitted.

    WHY THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU:

    This means that you can build any sort of dwelling that you want, be it geodesic dome, yurt, antebellum mansion, log cabin or tudor cottage, so long as it's permanent, and at least the size of a small two-bedroom home. Modular homes are permitted. It also means that your neighbor can't live in a school-bus, mobile home or portable building.


  3. Camping for more than 21 days in a twelve-month period is not permitted. Camping equipment or travel trailers may not be left on the property between uses unless kept within a closed building or otherwise covered.

    WHY THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU:

    This means that your neighbor can't live in a tent affecting your property with his wind-blown trash, campfire smoke, screaming kids or raw sewage.


  4. No construction, other than fencing, shall take place within the boundaries of building setbacks and utility easements as defined in the Official Plat of Zach’s Mountain. No flags, banners or signs other than signs to identify the owner and or address of the parcel, or signs advertising the parcel for sale, are permitted between the building setbacks and the road. Fences must not encroach upon the road easements.

    WHY THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU:

    This means that your neighbor can't stop the road from being maintained, or traveled, nor can he keep you from getting electricity into your parcel. He also can't fly his 15-foot Confederate flag or post billboard-sized signs detailing his position in his last argument with you.


  5. No parcel of the Property as the same shall appear on the Official Plat of Zach’s Mountain as recorded at Cabinet A, Page 119, Ozark County Recorder’s Office, Gainesville, Missouri, may be sub-divided.

    WHY THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU:

    This means that your neighbor can't turn his parcel into a pet cemetery or small town, nor can he sell it off in tiny squares to 400 people.


  6. Waste materials must be kept in closed containers at all times. Parcels must be kept free of refuse, debris, and rubbish. No derelict vehicles may be kept on any parcel unless kept in an enclosed garage. Derelict vehicles are defined as those which EITHER do not run, or are not licensed.

    WHY THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU:

    This means that your neighbor can't use his parcel as a place to strip cars or to run a junk yard, and he can't dump trash from his landscaping business there just because they charge to do that at the land-fill. It means that as an absentee owner, he can't use his parcel to (improperly) store metal roofing, insulation or other building materials that will blow across onto your parcel in heavy winds.


  7. Any animals kept on this property shall be maintained in such a manner that they do not present a nuisance to owners of neighboring parcels. Kennels greater than five dogs and feedlots are not permitted.

    WHY THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU:

    This means that your neighbor can't get mad at you and locate a dozen hog houses on the boundary with your parcel. He needs your approval to raise rattlesnakes or timber wolves.


  8. All wastewater treatment facilities must be constructed in accordance with all federal, state and local standards.

    WHY THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU:

    This means that your neighbor can't allow raw sewage to run from his parcel onto yours. It doesnot mean you can't have a composting toilet or outhouse if you please.

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Directions

Driving Directions to Locate Zach's Mountian Parcel 1:

From Gainesville take Highway 5 north about 1.9 miles to Road 803 , where you turn left. Follow 803 (shown in the photo above) for about half a mile, to the top of the hill and take the gravel county road 803A to the left. Two miles later, take 803D to the left and the next left turn immediately thereafter. When you cross the bridge at the bottom of the hill, you're at Zach's Mountain.

GPS Co-ordinates to the parcel:
Lat. 36.630562°
 Lon. -92.483582°

Disclaimer: These directions are accurate to the best of our knowledge but cannot be guaranteed. Visit this property at your own risk, we are not responsible for accidents.

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Buy This Parcel

4.63 acres - $26,900

Monthly Payment: $272.84

Terms:

  • No Down Payment.  Just make the first monthly payment and we'll have a contract package on it's way to you.
  • You get a Warranty Deed to the property after six months' timely payments.
  • 9% simple interest: 180 months to pay.
  • No penalty for pre-payment in any amount, at any time.
  • 15% discount for cash.


Initial and subsequent payments may be made online by credit / debit card, or by mail. *

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