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heard is true. We really do sell 1-20 acre parcels of forested land nestled in the
serenity of the Ozark Mountains online. All you do is pick an
available
parcel below and send us the first monthly payment. We'll finance
you for 15 years at 9% simple interest, which we think anyone would agree is
quite reasonable.
As if all that weren't
fantastic enough, we'll give you a
Corporation
Warranty Deed to the property after you've made only six monthly payments.
You never
make a down-payment and we pay all the closing expenses.
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family ever makes you a better offer than that, we'd like to hear about it.
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Steep Parcel Fronting the Highway Just North of the Trail-Riding
Capital of the World, Eminence, Mo.
Shannon
County, Mo.
Saffron Mountain Parcel GG:
3.0 mountainous acres just 2 miles from Eminence and the Jack's Fork
River.
This parcel has a stupendous view, and lots of frontage on the
tourist corridor Hwy. 19 above Eminence, Mo., but it's very steep and will
require either a lot of fill or a lot of imagination.
This property adjoins the property of the local office of the Missouri
Department of Conservation, a parcel of, as best I can tell, over 700
acres of virgin-appearing forest.
So if you were to build a home or business cantilevered off from the
highway, you'd be gazing down toward the lights of Eminence overlooking
some of the prettiest pine and oak forest as you're likely to find
anyplace else in Missouri.
Many annual trail-rides emanating out of Eminence pass through here.
21.5 acres at the head of a
secluded, protected cove on Bull Shoals adjacent to the broadest, deepest
part of the lake.
Not only is this property a rarity
unto itself, but it's located in the most natural and least developed part
of the area around the lake within hiking distance of the Jones Point
Wildlife Management Area.
This unique parcel adjoins hundreds of
acres of government shoreline, much of it more accessible to this parcel
than the rest of the almost uninhabited "neighborhood".
Twenty years from now, places this
private yet this convenient to the lake probably won't exist at all (and
can you imagine what they'll cost if they do?).
Buy
it for
$275,000,
10%
down,
$2,584.26
/mo.
Min. Credit Score 650 -
9.50% simple interest
I
dunno, this all sounds a little too good to be true.
What's
the Catch?
Texas County, Mo.
Dixon's Crossing
Local Landmark: 16.39 acres with over a quarter-mile
of frontage on the South Prong of the Jack's Fork as well as another small
creek that runs through it.
Located between Mountain View and Willow Springs on
Stillhouse Road in Texas County, this property has electricity and
telephone service already in place and has been surveyed recently.
16 Miles from Mountain View, this property has about as
much exposure to water as anyone could hope for. It includes the
river to the other shore plus a small year-round creek that also runs the
quarter-mile length of the property.
It's located at a point on Stillhouse Road where most of
the neighbors either leave to the north, or to the south, but there's
relatively little through traffic. You can expect the local kids to
go swimming off of the first bridge, but 99% of the time you'll have it
all to yourself.
You won't find anything like this on the market today.
Buy
it for $74,900
~
5%
down,
$724.44
per month
Minimum Credit
Score: 600
As most everyone knows, you can't buy
land right up to the shoreline of Corps of Engineers Lakes, which means
every major lake in Missouri except Lake of the Ozarks which you will note
is not only mind-numbingly expensive, and not all that clean anymore
either.
So, for folks like you and I, folks of
mortal means, we'll need to content ourselves with just a short walk
through the woods and sparkling, pristine waters instead.
This parcel is mostly composed of a
high and pretty level ridge between two hollows. It's reasonably
level for half or two third's of the distance back toward the lake, then
it begins to slope down. If you built on the top of the hill, and
cleared most of the timber on the hill below, you'd have a great view of
the lake. From there to the back boundary is only a short, but
brushy 400-foot walk to the shore of Clearwater Lake.
Mature hardwood forest, mixed
terrain and lots of privacy. County-maintained access road.
Surveyed and platted. Restricted to log/native stone homes.
3.0 mountainous acres just 2 miles from Eminence and the Jack's Fork
River.
This parcel has a stupendous view, and lots of frontage on the
tourist corridor Hwy. 19 above Eminence, Mo., but it's very steep and will
require either a lot of fill or a lot of imagination.
This property adjoins the property of the local office of the Missouri
Department of Conservation, a parcel of, as best I can tell, over 700
acres of virgin-appearing forest.
So if you were to build a home or business cantilevered off from the
highway, you'd be gazing down toward the lights of Eminence overlooking
some of the prettiest pine and oak forest as you're likely to find
anyplace else in Missouri.
Many annual trail-rides emanating out of Eminence pass through here.
5.01 acres. Here's a parcel that can be used
for any number of different purposes as it has lots of level land as well
as some sloping woods and nice views.
When you finish with those different
purposes, the parcel is only four miles from Gainesville Missouri, and not
much further to Bull Shoals Lake and Lake Norfork.
The
terrain is level on top and slopes gently to the south in a very manageable southern
exposure where there's a lot of open ground interspersed
with timber.
In addition to the public access road we've built to
the property, we've bulldozed a crude trail that gives you 4wd access
to the whole property. The parcel itself is, of course accessed by
our public road.
4.54 acres with a significant
view. Although most of this parcel is
pretty steep, there's still plenty of level ground for a house and garden.
In addition to the hardened access road into the property, we've dozed a
rough trail from the top to about 2/3 of the way down the parcel so you'll
have a way to get around your property. (While the accessroad into
Zach's Mountain is a year-round road that any passenger car can travel,
you'll definitely need 4wd to drive this trail, at least to do so
it year-round.)
You're almost certain to want to
build right on the setback line in the extreme south, where you'll have a
pretty nice view and plenty of privacy because of the cedar trees.
What you see in the picture at left
is the public road we've built,
which is very much an all-season road.
This parcel has a tiny bit of frontage on Hogard Creek
and a small spring that feeds into the creek. This spring is the source
of most of the water you see at the bridge.
I saw a property for sale here six
weeks ago, and now it's for sale again today.
What's up with that?
Texas County, Mo.
Lorelei Trails Parcel FF:
This 5.0-acre parcel is 'way back in there, about
two miles from pavement over a road that, while we've been working on
it quite a bit lately, will always be steep enough to require
four-wheel drive in the winter (assuming we continue having winter).
Once you've
survived the access road, you'll find yourself in the middle of untouched big timber,
mostly white oaks on rolling terrain.
If you've been considering a solar and/or
wind-powered home, that would be particularly appropriate here,
especially since there is currently no electricity to Lorelei
Trails, thus no power lines will mar your view. (Telephone lines have been
installed underground.)
This 3.3-acre parcel is 'way back in there, about
two miles from pavement over a road that, while we've been working on
it quite a bit lately, will always be steep enough to require
four-wheel drive in the winter (assuming we continue having winter).
Once you've survived the access road, you'll find
yourself in the middle of a deep forest where we've made a new driveway to the back
of the property. This is a quiet, secluded spot that we think would
make a good place to build and we've dozed a small pond that should be
full within the next year.
We've also cleared the
underbrush from one area, but the majority of the parcel remains untouched
big timber.
If you've been considering a solar and/or
wind-powered home, that would be particularly appropriate here,
especially since there is currently no electricity to Lorelei
Trails, thus no power lines will mar your view. (Telephone lines have been
installed underground.)
2.5 acres four miles from
Willow Springs. Hilly and a little rough getting in, but most of the
parcel is reasonably level.
We divided this
forty into 14 parcels and sold them to twelve parties in 1996.
Since then,
nobody's done much with their property, so a. you'll have the place pretty
much to yourself for an indeterminate length of time and b. the road is
probably not as attractive now as it was in these 2005 pictures.
2.66
recently-surveyed acres includes level ridge-top and a long
southern slope .
Not far from the Lake of the Ozarks in the Climax
Springs area, we have this parcel of big timber on ridge about 16
miles northwest of Camdenton.
This is a well-known hunting area of sparsely
populated hardwood forest. The access road however is long and
tends to muddiness in the winter and springtime, so you absolutely
will need four-wheel-drive.
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These
two parcels adjoin. Buy them both, and we'll give you a $1,000
discount on the pair.
